Cast Windfall by paying {2}{U}, causing each player to discard their hand and each opponent to draw cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way, and you to draw twice that number due to Teferi's Ageless Insight.
Psychosis Crawler triggers for each card you draw, and Scrawling Crawler triggers for each card opponents draw.
Resolve the Psychosis Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card you drew.
Resolve the Scrawling Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card they drew.

Near-infinite lifeloss

Psychosis Crawler

Scrawling Crawler

Windfall

Teferi's Ageless Insight

Cast Windfall by paying {2}{U}, causing each player to discard their hand and each opponent to draw cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way, and you to draw twice that number due to Alhammarret's Archive.
Psychosis Crawler triggers for each card you draw, and Scrawling Crawler triggers for each card opponents draw.
Resolve the Psychosis Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card you drew.
Resolve the Scrawling Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card they drew.

Alhammarret's Archive

Cast Windfall by paying {2}{U}, causing each player to discard their hand and each opponent to draw cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way, and you to draw twice that number due to Vnwxt.
Psychosis Crawler triggers for each card you draw, and Scrawling Crawler triggers for each card opponents draw.
Resolve the Psychosis Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card you drew.
Resolve the Scrawling Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card they drew.

Vnwxt, Verbose Host

Cast Windfall by paying {2}{U}, causing each player to discard their hand and each opponent to draw cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way, and you to draw twice that number due to Thought Reflection.
Psychosis Crawler triggers for each card you draw, and Scrawling Crawler triggers for each card opponents draw.
Resolve the Psychosis Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card you drew.
Resolve the Scrawling Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card they drew.

Thought Reflection

Cast Windfall by paying {2}{U}, causing each player to discard their hand and each opponent to draw cards equal to the greatest number of cards discarded this way, and you to draw twice that number due to Bard.
Psychosis Crawler triggers for each card you draw, and Scrawling Crawler triggers for each card opponents draw.
Resolve the Psychosis Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card you drew.
Resolve the Scrawling Crawler triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life for each card they drew.

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