Color Identity: R, W

Prerequisites

  1.  
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     in hand.
  2.  
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     and
    Pariah
    Pariah     on the battlefield (
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     naming any opponent and
    Pariah
    Pariah     attached to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     ).
  3. Pariah
    Pariah     attached to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll    .
  4. You are the player chosen with
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll    .
  5. ({2} magic symbol)  ({R} magic symbol)   available.

Steps

  1. Cast
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     by paying ({2} magic symbol)  ({R} magic symbol)  , choosing an arbitrarily large number and having
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     deal that much damage to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     if you chose the largest number.
  2. Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     triggers, dealing that much damage to an opponent.
  3. If you didn't choose the highest number,
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     will deal damage to the opponent(s) who did equal to that number.
  4. Tap
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     to deal one damage to yourself.
  5. Start infinite mandatory triggers.

Results

  1. Draw the game.
  2. Near-infinite damage to target opponent.

Metadata

  1. In 294 decks according to EDHREC.
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