Color Identity: R

Prerequisites

  1.  
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     in hand.
  2.  
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     and
    Pariah's Shield
    Pariah's Shield     on the battlefield (
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     naming any opponent ).
  3. Pariah's Shield
    Pariah's Shield     attached to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll    .
  4. Pariah's Shield
    Pariah's Shield     attached to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll    .
  5. Yourself chosen with
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll    .
  6. Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     does not have summoning sickness.
  7. ({2} magic symbol)  ({R} magic symbol)   available.

Steps

  1. Cast
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     by paying ({2} magic symbol)  ({R} magic symbol)  , choosing an arbitrarily large number and having
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     deal that much damage to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     if you chose the largest number.
  2. Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     triggers, dealing that much damage to an opponent.
  3. If you didn't choose the highest number,
    Wheel of Misfortune
    Wheel of Misfortune     will deal damage to the opponent(s) who did equal to that number.
  4. Activate
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     by tapping it, dealing 1 damage to itself.
  5. Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     triggers, attempting to deal 1 damage to you.
  6. Pariah's Shield
    Pariah's Shield     cause the damage to be dealt to
    Stuffy Doll
    Stuffy Doll     instead.
  7. Repeat from step 2.

Results

  1. Draw the game.
  2. Near-infinite damage to target opponent.

Metadata

  1. In 364 decks according to EDHREC.
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