Color Identity: W, U

Prerequisites

  1.  All permanents on the battlefield.
  2. Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
    Kwain     does not have summoning sickness.
  3. Freed from the Real
    Freed from the Real     attached to
    Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
    Kwain    .

Steps

  1. Activate
    Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
    Kwain     by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and gain 1 life, and allowing each opponent to draw a card and gain 1 life.
  2. Heliod, Sun-Crowned
    Heliod     triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on
    Crystalline Crawler
    Crystalline Crawler    .
  3. Activate
    Crystalline Crawler
    Crystalline Crawler    's first ability by removing a +1/+1 counter from it, adding ({U} magic symbol)  .
  4. Activate
    Freed from the Real
    Freed from the Real    's second ability by paying ({U} magic symbol)  , untapping
    Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
    Kwain    .
  5. Repeat.

Results

  1. Infinite card draw for all players.
  2. Infinite draw triggers for all players.
  3. Near-infinite lifegain for all players.
  4. Near-infinite lifegain triggers for all players.

Metadata

  1. In 0 decks according to EDHREC.
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